Bob the Blender, a budding bromance.

My wife tells me my mother in-law decided she wanted to buy us a blender for our kitchen.  I say "uh, okay", without giving it a second thought.....

Maybe you can't tell from the picture, but this thing is huge!

I become so impressed with my new big, powerful kitchen appliance that I decide to take a bold picture with it, but the best I can hope for, is a look of constipation...

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Grrrrr, Baby, grrrrrr

Over time though, I develop a fondness for my new appliance........

My other friends all seem to have things to do, so Bob and I play a  game of go fish!

I am all, "hey little buddy!", and he is like "Uh back the Fxxx off dude!

I come home one day, and Bob is obviously anxiously awaiting my return...


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I decide that he has probably really missed me, so I decide he probably wants to talk with me, after his lonely day...

Oh my! I think we both might have that!

Seriously, I know someone that has that....

We both had a big laugh, or at least I did....
Now that I remember, I think I was the only one laughing...

I come out of the bathroom, and Bob is no where to be found.  I realize after a few minutes that he must want to play a fun game of hide and go seek.  

So, I set out to find him...

Ready or not, here I come!!!!

After I find him, he tells me it is my turn to hide, so he can find me....

He'll never find me!

....and he never did....